Once upon a time..........

Ok, here is the random story that can be divided by three! (-_-)

(Sorry guys who participated, but I am only publishing the three word parts and nothing else. Sorry.)

Ahem.

dibsy said...
Once upon a

Bright Sponge said...
Oprah Winfrey there

jckandy said...
was a duck

Skippy said...
that was mad

dibsy said...
because he was

Princess Lieny said...
losing his precious

Cuppy said...
signal lights that

dibsy said...
could not stop

Anonymous said...
telling him to

Princess Lieny said...
turn right at

dibsy said...
Mcdonalds Bikini Bottom

Rien said...
and eat a

dibsy said...
polished war shoe.

Princess Lieny said...
He thought and

c said...
kissed an ugly

dibsy said...
Flapjack cardboard standee

Princess Lieny said...
which grew eyes

dibsy said..
.and made a

Skippy said...
waffle for mother

dibsy said...
ade with love

Princess Lieny said...
and mother took

dibsy said...
the waffle and

jckandy said...
put syrup on

dibsy said...
and refused to

c said...
take a bath

Princess Lieny said...
if there wasn't

mynameis... said...
such thing as

dibsy said...
his signal lights

c said...
But when he

Anonymous said...
Saw Chuck Norris

Princess Lieny said...
he freaked out

Alyce Kullen said....
..and threw a...

Skippy said...
toy at Penny

dibsy said...
who immiediantly reacted

Cuppy said...
with ninja reflexes

dibsy said...
and accidentally hit

Princess Lieny said...
duck in the

dibsy said...
"Ooooh! That's gotta-"

Cuppy said...
hurt like a

dibsy said...
whole dang lot!

The end!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ahem. Thank you people for participating in one of the most random stories of the universe. Thank you.

Also, Tuesday will be the start of school. :D So don't be surprised if you hear less blogginess from yours truly. :)Soooo, whatever you have to say or whatever, say it now or forever be silenced!!! (-_-...?)

CIAO!!!
With Y,
Dibsyland inhabiter, Dibsy

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I don't know what to do with this blog anymore.

Ummmm...this is NOT a story...

I chopped some leaves with my clipper in my backyard. I felt a presence behind me. Hair on my neck stood up. It was here.

I rushed into my patio. I stuck my hand inside the window and grabbed a digital camera. It was time. It had taken the bait.

Dan sniffed. "I'm scared, Dibsy!" He whimpered, curling himself into a ball.

"Don't be a baby, Dan. Besides, it'll all be over, soon." I snapped, not meaning to be so mean. "Sorry, I'm just so...hyped up."

Dan nodded. "Will this affect my health in any way?" He uncurled himself and looked up at me, and his tears started to well up in his eyes.

"Depends, Danny." I replied, and looked away as his tears finally spilled.

"I don't want to do this anymore!" He wailed, pounding on my back.

"Sorry, Dan, but you're the perfect bait. Lactoseintolerant and allergic to chocolate-just what he-it-is." I comforted. "Just one picture. Just one picture, and it'll all be over."

He nodded. I felt the presense again. "Hurry! Get the cage-the blue one!!!"

He nodded, and rushed inside.

It was here. The giant hovered over me, and I did my best not to quiver under it's presence.

My hands, instintly, grabbed and opened the camera. But no. I couldn't.

I stalled myself by staring intensely at it. No face. Soon, Dan came back, with the blue cage dragging behind it, along with Amy, who was helping him.

"Open the cage!" I screamed. They obeyed wordlessly, opening the cage, fumbling with the locks, and such.

I glanced back at the monster. "All these months of destroyed property-no more!" I turned to Dan and Amy and with such ferocity,

"Grab it!!!"

The monster roared-and it started...melting. "HURRY!" I screamed.

Dan held the cage up, and me and Amy grabbed the monster and pushed it inside.

It roared. The monster? It was a dib. The dib growled at me, and I could tell the sun was heating the blasted piece of ice cream.

I couldn't push the cage, it was too heavy now. It was gonna die. 'Better be quick, then' I thought hastily, and opened the camera. 'Just one shot, and...'

I paused. The dib...was suffering. Dying. Even if I did let it go it would die in the wild-especially with all those popsicles.

So, my dear audience, this is YOUR choice!!!!!! Which should I do?

Kill the Dib, show no mercy!!! or Show some mercy! Don't kill it, let it go.

The choice is yours, audience!!!! Kill the piece of ice cream, or let it live?

The life of this piece of ice cream is in your hands, audience!!!