Classy and Sophisticated, oh yes I am

My name has been changed.

It is now...DIBSY WITH A CAPITAL D!!!!!!!

Now it has made a difference, because now I appear smart and sophisticated.

Meaning. That.

I have pwned. And have become super shoop da woop. And I am part power dib, so I automatically have pwned. w00t me! w00t me!

w00tw00t!!! My W. Dream!!! :D

Oh, happy days, happy days!!! :D I finally called my friend! I also got to email my friend! Oh, life is GOOD! AND EVEEL! IT TORTURES YOU UNTIL IT FINALLY LETS IN A RAY OF SUNLIGHT AND HOPE THAT MAKES US ALL SO HAPPY YOU WANT TO PEE!!!

Smart life.

(pokez da world with a stick) All good things have an evil side, and all evil things have a good side. :)

Anyways, pretty normal day. Had a creepy wannbe dream (a dream that i want to have but will NEVER have)

OK, here it is!!

I was sleeping in my bed. (yep i drempt about waking up) I woke up to be scared like, OMG. With me, were my friends-

Lucia-had a mohalk
Buhl-had green hair
Sammy-had an Hermino mask on
Hermino-had a Sammy mask on
Shantel-was wearing a disco suit
Jan-was in a blonde wig
and
Richard-was wearing a maid outfit

OK, so I wake up and find my friends all tipped over the head. 0.0 I was all like, "OMG WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU PEOPLE DOING-?!"

And then Buhl was all like, "Let's go to Elmo's world!" And then Sammy (full with tha creepy Hermino mask on) grabbed Kristian on the bed and hugged him, and as sooon as she did that,

Buhl exploded. 0.0

OK, and then I blinked in my dream, right. And then suddenly, instead of my bedroom, we're in a desert, and then suddenly Richard (in his maid suit) and Shantel (in her disco suit) started disco dancing.

And then, out of no where, Sammy EATS Jan! 0.0 (jan is a guy, people, just wanted to clear that up...)

So, Jan is in Sammy's stomach, right? Two minutes later, out comes BABY JAN! :D

And for some reason, he's made of chocolate, and Sammy eats him (AGAIN) and then, suddenly, they both blow up. 0.0

OK, then I blinked, and suddenly me and the remaining survivors, Lucia, Hermino, Shantel and Richard were in a wax house.

Out of no where we hear an Elvis song, and Shantel suddenly bursts into her disco dance. And we're all like, "Shantel, stop!"

And she kept on dancing, and we finally got fed up and were all like, "FORGET YOU!!!! GOSH!!!" And pretended to walk away.

We turned away for like a second and then for some reason, she was made of wax, and then Hermino (in his Sammy mask) went up to her, and lit her on fire. 0.0???

Then I blinked, and then suddenly we were in a gigantic skating rink desert, where it was just a humungus ice rink and nothing more.

We kept on walking until we reached a black and white mansion, and we walked in even though it was locked. (hermino set the door on fire! :D)

OK, so as soon as we entered the fire suddenly dissappeared, and when we look around, we find out it's just a huge room with just a HUMUNGASAUR tv on it, and suddenly Richard (in his maid costume) started dusting everywhere, and out of no where, the TV opened out in loud sound and Richar screamed so loud he fainted.

And for some reason, we were all like, "Whatever." And walked away, but not before Lucia cut off her mohalk and it suddenly turned into a flower. She put it on his head. I wonder why she did this to Richard who only fainted when almost everyone else died.

OK, so I blinked again.And then suddenly, we were in this huge skyscraper, and Hermino was gone. But, ahem, the whole place was on fire. T_T

I blinked again. This time me and Lucia were in a coffee shop, with her normal hair, sipping a frappuchino.

And then I was all like, "What happened?" She shrugged and then was all like, "Dunno." And then out of no where, her eyebrows start growing super fast until they start hanging off her head in long tails.

I stared at them for a long time, and then she, like, ripped off her eyebrows. 0.0

And then, this time, SHE blinked. And then we were in my bedroom again, back in time where Sammy was about to blow up Buhl.

Suddenly, Lucia got Sammy and she was all like, "Hey girl. Whatsup?"

And then Sammy takes off her Hermino mask and then they start talking as if Sammy was not about to blow up Buhl and mericlessly blow up herself and Jan later on.

And then she blinks again and then suddenly my whole room is the huge black and white mansion with the huge TV on it, and suddenly everyone was dancing with all these flashing lights and stuff.

On the top of the TV Richard and Shantel were dancing, Hermino was playing kareoke with Buhl and Jan.

And me and Lucia were all dancing, and then whenever we blinked, we turned into wax for like a second. It was like dancing and then freezing and then dancing and then freezing. 0.0

My W. dreams are weird.

(starts to do the wax dance)

CIAO, DARLINGS! :D

Dib: The Continuation (LOL)

(continuation)

I stared at the dib with wide, scared eyes. I gripped the camera in my hands tightly and looked away.

Suddenly, my attention was diverted when Amy roared and grabbed my camera, and with a quick click of the camera, took its picture.

I bit my lip as I grabbed the camera and threw it to the floor. Amy looked at me with skeptical, confused eyes. "Wha...?"

Dan was running away, and the Dib was almost dead. I opened the cage and let it roll on the floor. It was...dead.

BOOO!!! :DD I know, I know, not what some of you wanted.

But hey, it's ice cream. ;P

Once upon a time..........

Ok, here is the random story that can be divided by three! (-_-)

(Sorry guys who participated, but I am only publishing the three word parts and nothing else. Sorry.)

Ahem.

dibsy said...
Once upon a

Bright Sponge said...
Oprah Winfrey there

jckandy said...
was a duck

Skippy said...
that was mad

dibsy said...
because he was

Princess Lieny said...
losing his precious

Cuppy said...
signal lights that

dibsy said...
could not stop

Anonymous said...
telling him to

Princess Lieny said...
turn right at

dibsy said...
Mcdonalds Bikini Bottom

Rien said...
and eat a

dibsy said...
polished war shoe.

Princess Lieny said...
He thought and

c said...
kissed an ugly

dibsy said...
Flapjack cardboard standee

Princess Lieny said...
which grew eyes

dibsy said..
.and made a

Skippy said...
waffle for mother

dibsy said...
ade with love

Princess Lieny said...
and mother took

dibsy said...
the waffle and

jckandy said...
put syrup on

dibsy said...
and refused to

c said...
take a bath

Princess Lieny said...
if there wasn't

mynameis... said...
such thing as

dibsy said...
his signal lights

c said...
But when he

Anonymous said...
Saw Chuck Norris

Princess Lieny said...
he freaked out

Alyce Kullen said....
..and threw a...

Skippy said...
toy at Penny

dibsy said...
who immiediantly reacted

Cuppy said...
with ninja reflexes

dibsy said...
and accidentally hit

Princess Lieny said...
duck in the

dibsy said...
"Ooooh! That's gotta-"

Cuppy said...
hurt like a

dibsy said...
whole dang lot!

The end!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ahem. Thank you people for participating in one of the most random stories of the universe. Thank you.

Also, Tuesday will be the start of school. :D So don't be surprised if you hear less blogginess from yours truly. :)Soooo, whatever you have to say or whatever, say it now or forever be silenced!!! (-_-...?)

CIAO!!!
With Y,
Dibsyland inhabiter, Dibsy

..........................................

I don't know what to do with this blog anymore.

Ummmm...this is NOT a story...

I chopped some leaves with my clipper in my backyard. I felt a presence behind me. Hair on my neck stood up. It was here.

I rushed into my patio. I stuck my hand inside the window and grabbed a digital camera. It was time. It had taken the bait.

Dan sniffed. "I'm scared, Dibsy!" He whimpered, curling himself into a ball.

"Don't be a baby, Dan. Besides, it'll all be over, soon." I snapped, not meaning to be so mean. "Sorry, I'm just so...hyped up."

Dan nodded. "Will this affect my health in any way?" He uncurled himself and looked up at me, and his tears started to well up in his eyes.

"Depends, Danny." I replied, and looked away as his tears finally spilled.

"I don't want to do this anymore!" He wailed, pounding on my back.

"Sorry, Dan, but you're the perfect bait. Lactoseintolerant and allergic to chocolate-just what he-it-is." I comforted. "Just one picture. Just one picture, and it'll all be over."

He nodded. I felt the presense again. "Hurry! Get the cage-the blue one!!!"

He nodded, and rushed inside.

It was here. The giant hovered over me, and I did my best not to quiver under it's presence.

My hands, instintly, grabbed and opened the camera. But no. I couldn't.

I stalled myself by staring intensely at it. No face. Soon, Dan came back, with the blue cage dragging behind it, along with Amy, who was helping him.

"Open the cage!" I screamed. They obeyed wordlessly, opening the cage, fumbling with the locks, and such.

I glanced back at the monster. "All these months of destroyed property-no more!" I turned to Dan and Amy and with such ferocity,

"Grab it!!!"

The monster roared-and it started...melting. "HURRY!" I screamed.

Dan held the cage up, and me and Amy grabbed the monster and pushed it inside.

It roared. The monster? It was a dib. The dib growled at me, and I could tell the sun was heating the blasted piece of ice cream.

I couldn't push the cage, it was too heavy now. It was gonna die. 'Better be quick, then' I thought hastily, and opened the camera. 'Just one shot, and...'

I paused. The dib...was suffering. Dying. Even if I did let it go it would die in the wild-especially with all those popsicles.

So, my dear audience, this is YOUR choice!!!!!! Which should I do?

Kill the Dib, show no mercy!!! or Show some mercy! Don't kill it, let it go.

The choice is yours, audience!!!! Kill the piece of ice cream, or let it live?

The life of this piece of ice cream is in your hands, audience!!!

'Ello...

Call me at . If for some weird reason you crack the code and find my number, please don't call me. o.O

Anyways, I really, really want a Club Penguin. Yeah, yeah, laugh. I want a squishy, pudgy, orange penguin! :D

Anyways, tihs post is just random.

Anyways, I was all, 'blah' and then my brother was all 'blah' and then we were all, 'blah blah blah' and then someone heard us and suddenly everybody was all, 'BLAH'.

Blah blag blah!!!!!!!!!


Send in the troopers! We must create an army of Blah patrolers!!!!